Useless machine

This article is about the device that switches itself off. For the mechanical cranked device, see do nothing machine.

A modern "useless machine" about to turn itself off

A useless machine or useless box is a device whose only function is to turn itself off. The best-known useless machines are those inspired by Marvin Minsky's design, in which the device's sole function is to switch itself off by operating its own "off" switch. Such machines were popularised commercially in the 1960s, sold as an amusing engineering hack, or as a joke.

More elaborate devices and some novelty toys, which have an obvious entertainment function, have been based on these simple useless machines.

History

The Italian artist Bruno Munari began building "useless machines" (macchine inutili) in the 1930s. He was a "third generation" Futurist and did not share the first generation's boundless enthusiasm for technology, but sought to counter the threats of a world under machine rule by building machines that were artistic and unproductive.<ref name=Munari>Munari, Bruno (15 September 2015). "official website, "Useless Machines"".</ref>

A wooden "useless box"

The version of the useless machine that became famous in information theory (basically a box with a simple switch which, when turned "on", causes a hand or lever to appear from inside the box that switches the machine "off" before disappearing inside the box again<ref name=Moises>Moises, David (15 September 2015). ""The Ultimate Machine nach Claude E. Shannon" (video)".</ref>) appears to have been invented by MIT professor and artificial intelligence pioneer Marvin Minsky, while he was a graduate student at Bell Labs in 1952.<ref name=Pesta>Pesta, Abigail (12 March 2013). "Looking for Something Useful to Do With Your Time? Don't Try This". Wall Street Journal. p. 1. Retrieved 17 July 2017.</ref> Minsky dubbed his invention the "ultimate machine", but that sense of the term did not catch on.<ref name="Pesta" /> The device has also been called the "Leave Me Alone Box".<ref name=Seedman>Seedman, Michael. "(Homepage)". Leave Me Alone Box. LeaveMeAloneBox. Retrieved 14 March 2013.</ref>

Minsky's mentor at Bell Labs, information theory pioneer Claude Shannon (who later also became an MIT professor), made his own versions of the machine. He kept one on his desk, where science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke saw it. Clarke later wrote, "There is something unspeakably sinister about a machine that does nothing—absolutely nothing—except switch itself off", and he was fascinated by the concept.<ref name="Pesta" />

Minsky also invented a "gravity machine" that would ring a bell if the gravitational constant were to change, a theoretical possibility that is not expected to occur in the foreseeable future.<ref name="Pesta" />

Commercial products

In the 1960s, a novelty toy maker called "Captain Co." sold a "Monster Inside the Black Box", featuring a mechanical hand that emerged from a featureless plastic black box and flipped a toggle switch, turning itself off. This version may have been inspired in part by "Thing", the disembodied hand featured in the television sitcom The Addams Family.<ref name="Pesta" /> Other versions have been produced.<ref name=LBB>"Little Black Box". Grand Illusions. Archived from the original on 29 January 2013. Retrieved 14 March 2013.</ref> In their conceptually purest form, these machines do nothing except switch themselves off.

It is claimed that Don Poynter, who graduated from the University of Cincinnati in 1949 and founded Poynter Products, Inc., first produced and sold the "Little Black Box", which simply switched itself off. He then added the coin snatching feature, dubbed his invention "The Thing", arranged licensing with the producers of the television show, The Addams Family, and later sold "Uncle Fester's Mystery Light Bulb" as another show spinoff product.<ref name=Reiselman>Reiselman, Deborah (2012). "Alum Don Poynter gains novelty reputation on campus and off". UC Magazine. University of Cincinnati. Retrieved 15 March 2013.</ref><ref name=Cancilla>Cancilla, Sam. "Little Black Box". Sam's Toybox. Sam Cancilla. Retrieved 15 March 2013.</ref> Robert J. Whiteman, owner and president of Liberty Library Corporation, also claims credit for developing "The Thing".<ref name=LLC>"About". Liberty: The Stories Never Die!. Liberty Library Corporation. 2012. Archived from the original on 15 April 2013. Retrieved 14 March 2013.</ref><ref name=Whitehill>Whitehill, Bruce. "Bettye-B". The Big Game Hunter. The Big Game Hunter. Retrieved 14 March 2013.</ref> (Both companies were later to be co-defendants in landmark litigation initiated by Theodor Geisel ("Dr. Seuss") over copyright issues related to figurines.)<ref name=Nel>Nel, Philip (2003). "The Disneyfication of Dr Seuss: faithful to profit, one hundred percent?". Cultural Studies. Taylor and Francis, Ltd. 17 (5): 579–614. doi:10.1080/0950238032000126847. ISBN 9780203643815. S2CID 144293531.</ref><ref name="Reiselman" />

Both the plain black box and the bank version were widely sold by Spencer Gifts, and appeared in its mail-order catalogs through the 1960s and early 1970s. As of 2015, a version of the coin snatching black box is being sold as the "Black Box Money Trap Bank" or "Black Box Bank".

Do-it-yourself versions of the useless machine (often modernized with microprocessor controls) have been featured in a number of web videos<ref name=Seedman2>Seedman, Michael. "What Others Have Done". Leave Me Alone Box. LeaveMeAloneBox. Retrieved 14 March 2013.</ref> and inspired more complex machines that are able to move or which use more than one switch.<ref name=Fiessler>Fiessler, Andreas. "Useless Machine Advanced Edition". Retrieved 20 October 2015.</ref> As of 2015, there are several completed or kit form devices being offered for sale.<ref name=Kits>"[search results: "useless machine kit"]". Amazon. Amazon.com. Retrieved 2015-03-11.</ref>

Cultural references

In 2009, the artist David Moises exhibited his reconstruction of The Ultimate Machine aka Shannon's Hand, and explained the interactions of Claude Shannon, Marvin Minsky, and Arthur C. Clarke regarding the device.<ref>Krausse, Joachim; et al. (2011). David Moises: Stuff Works (in English and Deutsch). Nürnberg: Verlag für moderne Kunst. pp. 30–31. ISBN 978-3-86984-229-5.</ref>

Episode 3 of the third season of the FX show Fargo, "The Law of Non-Contradiction", features a useless machine<ref>Travers, Ben (3 May 2017). "'Fargo' Review: Carrie Coon Heads to La La Land in Bananas Episode That Upends Expectations For Year 3". Indiewire.</ref> (and, in a story within the story, an android named MNSKY after Marvin Minsky).<ref>Grubbs, Jefferson (3 May 2017). "Is The Planet Wyh a Real Book? Fargo Features an Pulp Sci-Fi Hit". Bustle.</ref>

See also

• Arthur Ganson
• Discard Protocol
• Jean Tinguely
• Overengineering
• Rube Goldberg machine
• Theo Jansen
• Trammel of Archimedes